George Hu???
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22. november 2002,
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Subject:
George Hu?
(We take you now to the Oval Office.)
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's
happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the
new leader of
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the
new leader of
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's whose name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the
name of the new
leader of
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of
the new leader
of
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I
could use a glass of
milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in
George: Will you stay out of
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars.
Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg
rolls, too. Maybe
we should send some to the guy in
you get Chinese food in the
(HU'S ON FIRST - By James Sherman)